How to look stylish this summer

I'll tell you how not to look stylish,   Sadie: under your clothes. What is it with the British? Would such a buttoned, very smart people, paralyzed with self-consciousness - but once the peak temperatures of over 20 ° C, whipping their men's shirts with the enthusiasm of the stars in a regional production of The Full Monty. Have some decency, for heaven's sake! Just because you want to go around half-naked, does not mean you should. Look, I'm a fast talkin ', fast livin' New York chicks. Well, I live and speak anyway. So I'm not a prude and I do not hide on piano legs consist modesty. But it is simply amazing how British men love nothing more than getting their shirts. The majority of people have no desire to see naked upper body of a strange man, and he is just so rude to him came disorder in their faces. It's like people who are smelly food on public transport, or so hard to listen to their players that someone can not just say within 50m that they hear Roxette but what song Roxette (ideally look like or, of course, he needs to know, love . I have very strong feelings about the work of Roxette). We all share our personal space, people, therefore, only as a courtesy, wait until you get home to eat that Big Mac, and you do not proceed down the High Street, which all your sweaty chest. The human body is a beautiful thing, but you know what? Unless someone specifically asks you to undress - a life drawing class, for example - and then keep it covered. It does not matter how long you spent in the gym obsessively on your abs - nobody cares. Save it for the one you love. No wonder the British summer seems more ephemeral, frightened by all these stinking boxes.  Not that women are protected by this sudden abandonment of any sense of decency. Do women still wear swimsuits lying on the park or is it something new? Because in my local park, this seems suddenly de rigueur this summer, and I can not be released. The only time it is acceptable for a swimsuit that if you are hot to wear. If you are one of those British ladies is impressive rustic swimming in urban ponds and rivers, dodging trolleys and discarded cans of Red Bull, then it is unlikely that you are going to swim in the park, so it is not necessary to wear a bathing suit . I saw two women in the park the other day on the bike Barclays bikes while wearing string bikinis. It is not even unhygienic and it is legal, it should not be. Of course Boris Johnson will not be issued against them. Obvious. Ladies, take into account: a park is not a beach. A park is a giant dog toilet. I've seen mothers diaper their babies on the grass in the parks, and fair play to them. But do you really sunbathe on with as little material between themselves and want this question? Did not you on the possible consequences of infection and illness in Victorian style? I spent many hours lying on parks, but still fully clothed, and that's why I've lived in an advanced in my fourth decade without a single case of skin diseases induced Park urine or urinary tract infections age. Clothing, women's clothing! You are friends with them! I understand that the "season" summer about two weeks long in this strange land in the north, but that does not mean that during these two weeks, we should all walk around as if we lived in a semi-nude beach in Cannes. Summer dresses are wonderful, wonderful things, and it is simply absurd to happen, the chance to wear them for lounging pee on half-naked in pools of dog. For ladies, I recently fell in love with Kate Spade Summer clothes are not cheap, but they are beautiful, very well done and makes you feel like Joan from Mad Men on one of his good days. Jean shorts with a nice top are simply awesome - revel in the opportunity to wear them. The men I spoke before about my preference for knee tailored shorts and summer trousers paired with platform shoes, a combination that every man looks like a modern makes Jay Gatsby. Lightweight summer pants are always good. It is the view of one type should be sought in the summer to the male aspect is usual British summers are either pretend summer is not the case or dress like Ray Winstone in Sexy Beast. Fellow British, the British summer is a rare and beautiful flower: rare to see a vision of perfection that makes this country seems to be the best place in the world, but it is one that is unfortunately short-lived. Cherish. Enjoy. And above all, respect. Put your clothes, people.